A personal message from the author:

I am more marmite than marmite, you will either adore my books and find them hilarious, or you will detest them with a throbbing passion, there does not seem to be a inbetween. I am yet you meet anyone who thinks their just ok,and that suits me, I would rather be hated than mediocre, at least if they hate you, they remember you.

— Simon Carr

The locals of the bulls head meet an odd salesman after hours,
The future of the entire planet hangs in the balance,
Everything depends on them and their ever-dwindling grasp on sobriety.

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